LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/8/2024

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/8/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-15-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 11-30-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 11-30-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 27 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@pepetoken21-2
@ironshield13
@yeckingo114
@manuvert15
@anonyvoter16
@holovision.cash17
@hivecurious18
@henruc19
@slothlydoesit210-11
@crazyphantombr212-13
@middle-earthling214-15
@sylmarill116
@savvytester317-19
@amaari220-21
@iceledy122
@cursephantom123
@astramar124
@astym125
@irvet126
@svanbo127

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 25 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astym
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@astym, 27 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lol

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

I owe my taylor a lot of money.
But he's agreed to cut me some slacks.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Please add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
Congrats @astym
!MEME
!LOLZ

Thank you!
!DIY

!DIY
!HOPE
!MEME
!LOLZ

@middle-earthling just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @astym! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

(1/1)
@astym! @middle-earthling Wants to spread Hope! so I just sent 1 HOP to your account on behalf of @middle-earthling.

Since we think the world can use more Hope, you can now already start spreading Hope yourself!

Hope Logo

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/10)
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@astym just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @middle-earthling! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

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!LOL

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(4/10)
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27 to winner...every time? Are these posts actually checked or we just !LOLZ for the hell of it?

What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(1/10)
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It's !INDEED very !WEIRD that there are always 27 raffle entries from the same set of participants since 13 days ago. 🤔🤯😅

I would continue to burn LOLZ regardless. 😏 !DIY

(10/25)
@slothlydoesit! @savvytester Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @savvytester.

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I guess we just !lol and hope for the best

What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Looks like @captaincryptic hasn't looked at the !LOLZ burner bot for more than 13 days! 🤯😅 !DIY

What do you say when a Southern person stabs you in the back?
Betray'all!

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@slothlydoesit, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @slothlydoesit! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!LOLZ to burn

Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/10)
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another !LOLZ to burn to reach 28 lol

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

I wonder who would be the next participant who will have the 28th ticket number, as @svanbo has the 27th ticket number since 13 days ago. 🤔🤯😅 !WEIRD !INDEED !DIY

(11/25)
@sylmarill! @savvytester Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @savvytester.

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @sylmarill! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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!LOL

Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?
Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ
!BBH

I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(7/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner! @servelle likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @servelle. (2/5)

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!lolz

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the LOLZ burner bot's latest post, even if I think it's unlikely that I would have ticket numbers different from 17 to 19 which I have been getting since 13 days ago. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

Good mor!lol

Some jerk threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

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Another !lol

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
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Gogo !lol go

!LOLZ

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of dewabrata

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)
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Thank you!
!LUV
!LOLZ
!INDEED

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Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Congratulations for winning 27 !LOLZ! 🥳😎

You might get 27 LOLZ again the next time you get selected as the winner! 😅 !DIY

Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(4/8)
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Regardless of the number of LOLZ you can get from winning by dropping any amount of LOLZ daily, I suggest dropping 2 !LOLZ per day for the LOLZ burner bot raffles. 🤗 !DIY

Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic.

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@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
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Due to the fact that I can't do it every day, I have to do it once every two posts. I'm sorry🙏😪🙏.
!HOPE
!LOLZ

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Looks like you mean that you can't be on Hive everyday, so you can only drop !LOLZ only once every two (or three) days. 🤔 It's okay because more important things should be done first! 🤗 !DIY

What code did the Vikings use for telegraphs?
Norse Code.

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@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(7/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Yes, it is, I don't have enough time to do it every day😢
!LOLZ
!HOPE

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)
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Here's some tipping tokens to help supplement your lack of time joining Hive giveaways daily! 🤗😁 !WEIRD !INDEED !DIY

(22/25)
@astym! @savvytester Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @savvytester.

Indeed Logo

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @astym! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

 8 days ago Reveal Comment

(1/1)
@savvytester! @astym Wants to spread Hope! so I just sent 1 HOP to your account on behalf of @astym.

Since we think the world can use more Hope, you can now already start spreading Hope yourself!

Hope Logo

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @astym! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

(1/1)
@savvytester! @astym Wants to spread Hope! so I just sent 1 HOP to your account on behalf of @astym.

Since we think the world can use more Hope, you can now already start spreading Hope yourself!

Hope Logo

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @astym! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@astym, sorry! You need more $IDD to use this command.

The minimum requirement is 50.0 IDD balance.

More $IDD is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @astym! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@astym, sorry! You need more $IDD to use this command.

The minimum requirement is 50.0 IDD balance.

More $IDD is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

 14 days ago Reveal Comment

!LOLZ !INDEED !WEIRD

Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (6/100)

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(1/10)
@lolz.burner! @pepetoken Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @pepetoken.

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!lolz

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.

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!lolz

Why should you never play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
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You have been a buzzy bee and published a post every day of the week.

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What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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!LOLZ

Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of dubble

(5/10)
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!LOLZ

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/8)
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!LOLZ 😁

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
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