LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/27/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/27/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-3-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 1-19-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-19-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 33 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@irvet21-2
@logen9f23-4
@astramar25-6
@sylmarill17
@akiraymd18
@andy-vibes19
@manuvert110
@fun.farms111
@henruc112
@cursephantom113
@fjworld114
@amaari215-16
@nastyforce117
@efmm218-19
@savvytester220-21
@pepetoken122
@ironshield123
@subidu124
@anonyvoter125
@holovision.cash126
@astym127
@edgerik128
@iceledy129
@svanbo430-33

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 10 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@manuvert, 33 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.

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Nice to see you burn 2 !LOLZ daily for the LOLZ burner raffle posts! 😎 !DIY

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.

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I try🤯🏃‍♀️🧚
!HOPE
!HUG

If you are online at most only once a day on Hive, you should drop 2 !LOLZ on the (latest) LOLZ burner post anyway. 🤓 !DIY

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!LOLZ

How do you genetically modify ducks?
Dump coca cola in the lake, because its quacktacular!!!!

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!LOLZ

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.

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!LOLZ

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!

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!LOLZ to burn

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.

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You might want to burn 2 !LOLZ everyday for the LOLZ burner raffle posts. 😎😏 !DIY

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎 !DIY

Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.

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@svanbo won on the !LOLZ burner raffle draw yesterday, but didn't burn any LOLZ there. 🤯 Hope his children @claudiavb and @mathiasvb also join the LOLZ burner raffle! 🤗 !DIY

I used to run an origami company.
But it folded.

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!lolz

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.

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!LOLZ

What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.

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!lol

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

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!LOLZ 👌

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.

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!lolz

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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!lolz

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

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!LOLZ

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.

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!LOLZ

How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.

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!LOLZ

Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.

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!LOLZ

Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.

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!lolz

James Bond slept through an earthquake
He was shaken, not stirred.

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Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.

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!LOLZ

They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!

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!lolz

Did anyone hear the rumor about butter?
Don’t worry I won’t spread it.

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Yay, thanks a lot!!

!lolz

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.

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!Lolz

What do you say when a Southern person stabs you in the back?
Betray'all!

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!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .

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!LOLZ

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!

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!LOLZ

Ah close enough
Mediocrates

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!LOLZ 🤣

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.

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!LOLZ 🤣

To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.

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!LOLZ 😁

Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.

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!LOLZ

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

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!LOL

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.

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!LOLZ

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.

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Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.

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I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.

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Tuesday burn comment !LOLZ 🤣

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they’re standing.

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