My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted. But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual. Credit: reddit @itharagaian, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of gestion.alive
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing. It just let out a little wine. Credit: reddit @vote-com, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of itharagaian
What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella? A cheesy pickup line. Credit: reddit @itharagaian, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of benefice-net