The very wet slit

in Shit Photography8 days ago

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A light caress on the soft parts, fingertips oh-so-lightly, almost intimately, stroke their tenderness that will soon open completely, a release or explosion beautiful to observe - it's a joy one feels deeply inside; as fingers touch that luxurious softness a flush spreads inside, the feeling of wetness beneath the touch feels like life itself and, of course it is. We've all been there right?



Well I have anyway, and to me it's such a beautiful thing.

I'm talking about touching the petals of flowers I've personally grown after it's rained; they feel more alive and while I know they'll not open to my touch immediately I know they'll open soon enough and the beauty will intensify. There's something incredibly rewarding about grown plants and the enjoyment extends to the process itself and afterwards whether it's produce to consume or plants and flowers to enjoy visually.

I decided to take a few shots after a shower of rain the other day and felt I'd share them here in this community because they're totally shit. Feel free to comment if you'd like, I'll respond.

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I was starting to get a stiffy! then............Ho Hum

Haha!

I had to go load up some granny porn!

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That’s not fair, those pics are really good🤩, as always. Just look at those water droplets, the details—you know what you’re doing , great great pictures

Thanks mate, much appreciated. I'm quite happy with how they came out thanks to my camera, it does a pretty good job.

As you said , just press the button , post after post you do a homerun with the camera , YOU do a great job!! 👏🏻👏🏻 If I used your camera, I would only use it as a paperweight 😅

We could be shit photographers together!

I am still very surprised by the fact that the most successful communities in Hive are not the literary ones, even, in a course I took I was warned about it, HOWEVER, the talent to write texts, including the EROTIC ones, is never lacking for this profile that writes about any subject with an incredible intensity, elegance and sweetness (said with my greatest respect), but also with an ease and a naturalness that disturb those who have not read the author of the text before.

I'm not going to talk about the photos, because as usual, they are shitty photos.

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I think it's important to find a balance between good text, meaning correct spelling and punctuation, interesting and engaging, and also good images that catch the eye. Combining these things is what attracts people to want to come back.

Anyway, I'm glad you like my shit photos and the text too...I was being a little bit naughty with the text.

Regardless of all the details you mention, something very important is missing, and that is the gift that a person has to transmit an idea capable of revolutionizing your emotions in a second, that my friend is not achieved by anyone who only has good spelling and good photos.

I'm getting familiar with his mischievous , but at the beginning I used to say to myself: this man is crazy, he's too extroverted!
Now I see him as more normal, and I just laugh at the comments...😂😂

I'm actually quite introverted meaning I find I do not need the influence of others to feel happy, content or engaged, I find that for myself. Extroverts need inluence and stimulation externally but it's not something I necessarily need.

Anyway, I'm a bit crazy but to do what I've had to do that helps. I like to have fun, use my command of the English language to entertain myself and (hopefully others). In real life I'm quite a serious person (most) and most people don't see the real me because I don't let them, just like I don't share everything here and people don't see the real me here either. I'm glad you get a laugh now and then, sometimes I can be very sarcastic and people don't understand.

I know what I mean though. 😏

I understand, I know you are a very analytical person, and within so many things that you can tell us with amenity, you are also a good connoisseur of human behavior, and that adds a super power as a social communicator with a high level of judgment, a sharp sense of sarcastic but gentle humor, and as for your profession: the level of reservations adds a touch of mystery quite authentic and striking about your person...

I'm terrible at characterizing you, but we know you are a super serious and careful person with everything around you, however, you know well the best way to have a fun time with everyone.

Happy Tuesday.

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I'm terrible at characterizing you

You've not done a bad job at all.

Man. You need to stop calling your own photography shit. Hahahaha..

Also... your phrasing is perfect 👌😜

The photos, yeah, I'm a sarcastic cunt huh? 🤣

As for the phrasing...couldn't help myself. 😇

I am waiting for your homo-erotic post about making and eating hotdogs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(I am kidding! I said it because it was funny!) I recently watch the "Bert Kreischer: The Machine Special" so my humor is being skewed in that direction. Man that guy was funny.

OK... I will leave you to make a title for that.

Oh yeah I'm working on it...it'll be a video blog.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Some good closeups so the viewer can't see exactly what it is. 🤪

Action shots for sure.

Just don't gargle the mayonnaise!

Lol...thanks for the idea!

They are an absolute beauty!!! How I missed the flowers! And they have dew, it's the best of all, the subtleties of life and nature. I love the combination and the colour gradients. Great pictures and I'm fascinated by that flower!

Thanks, I reckon they came out ok too. Nice flowers, interesting colours. They're blooming still and I'm still enjoying them.

This spring and summer... there will be lots of pictures of flowers... I mean... flowers hahaha I'm going to love them!

I'll make sure there's a few images coming up, some even of flowers.

Yes! I will wait for them!

It's like they come alive, and you can really see how much care you’ve put into growing them.

Yep, I put a lot of effort in for sure, thanks for noticing.

Lol the title...

Seemed like the right one.

Absolutely horrible as usual :) It's amazing we get away with posting the stuff we do here! :) I hope the rest of your weekend goes well!

I know right, difficult to even look at them.

Hahahahaaa - the title and intro, very much LOL. Also very nice use of the English language. Are you writing a new book? I know you wrote one you are not showing but maybe there's another one?

The photos - in the words of one Youtuber we watch 'they're not good but they're not bad either'. In my words, they're okay. Technically, focus etc. good but the framing or staging and lighting could use some work. I'm sure you know what I mean and won't object.

Have a great start into the week!

I'm glad you like it, I wanted to add a little misdirection to the text. As it turns out yeah, I'm working on a book, memoirs of my life, the things I've done and why. No one here will see it.

I don't object to your coments on the photos because I don't give a shit about the photos I take because I'm not a professional photographer. If I was maybe I'd care more but because there's nothing riding on my photos there's little point to care much about what people think of them. 😆

Oh, come on, I'm pretty sure you care about your photos to some degree. I also think you like to learn and improve, so I comment. Hoping you're not taking it the wrong way. Me on the other hand, I'm a sensitive artist, I take everything literally, or something like that. I overthink and it's hard for me to really accept a compliment because - well, many reasons.

Your photos are good, some are even exceptionally good. For the other ones - you created this community.

I care that they look ok, but have been around long enough to know that not everyone will think the same as me (or others) and that it's not worth worrying about because they will have their own opinions regardless, and are entitled to them. I didn't take your comment the wrong way at all, it's your opinion and as someone who has a better understanding of the visual arts your opinion is probably based far more on actual understanding of what you're looking at. I, on the other hand, am a blunt instrument. 😀

The way you describe the connection with nature is beautiful. There's something truly special about witnessing the growth and beauty of plants that you've nurtured yourself. Your photos likely capture that moment perfectly.

I agree, nature and a connection with it is something special.

Shit photographs? 🤔 Maybe?😂. I liked the text, it's quite suggestive

Yeah, they're terrible photos indeed but the text is passable.

😂, I think we have different opinions about the text and the photographs. It is the problem of freedom, that everyone thinks what he wants....

Indeed, each person's perception is their prerogative...and their reality.

That's it, and in my reality they are good photographs accompanied by a very suggestive text.

😊

Again...

Your fotos are Not Shite.

But now this foto of mine is low budget shitty. It comes with finger in the shot at no extra cost. A large kubota with a hydraulic claw on the front of it. Sooo much fucking fun I can't stand it.

It also tells a story of where in thee fuk I have been. Cuz it ain't been here on the Hive. Many hours spent outside working. I have the property a little over half cleaned up from the multiple storm devastation. Gonna be over 100 trees less on this 12 acres of around 3000 trees when the cleanup is complete. Many of them were torn up older growth long term trees. I am soooo sick of cutting and burning. But have several more months of it to L👀k forward too...
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A lot of work ahead of you. Is that a hire or your own? I mean, I know you have some cool equipment but wouldn't have thought you'd have one of those laying around.

The neighbor I did the roof replacement for treats me like family. He owns it. I use it to maintain both his and our property. So I am putting many hours on it. Maintenance and keeping it clean too. It is twice the tractor that mine is. That grappler claw is the shit bro. Too much fun!

Nice work! That shows you have a good relationship, mutual respect, and that's earned not bought.

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