A forest gnome, wandering around between the pinetrees climbs into the top of the tallest tree, grabs the ball in one hand, and uses his other hand to smash the ball back PONG!!! Forgotten that he had to use at least one of his hands to hold himself into the tree, he tumbles down, hitting every branch on his way down before he finally hits the ground and sighs with his last breath "Whaleward ho, we go!"
!LOLZ
A lovely water sprite, from the nearby river, hearing the thuds and moans of the forest gnome, approaches to investigate. Finding the broken gnome at the base of the tree, she quickly sits on his face, instantly bringing Gnomey back to life! Seeing the ball on its return trajectory, she leaps to her feet, moving into position, and with one world-shaking wiggle of her hips, whacks the ball, PING, with her firm bum...and a wink. 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙
!ALIVE
LOL!!!! I was reading this during a meeting!!!! :-D
A meeting with the rats of the city gutter, while still being flabbergasted by the sheer luck of the broken gnome, both for being brought back to life and being humped by the sprite, they spot the ball flying over their heads, jumping up and swinging it back using their long skinny tail, PONG!!!
!ALIVE
Hahahahaha!!! I bet it made the meeting more fun! Our doubly fortunate friend the gnome, now fully revitalized, upon seeing the balls return, springs to his feet, drops his pants, and pongs the ball with his happy gnome dong, PING! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙
!ALIVE
Not being in any meetings right now, luckily, I release the mini-kraken from my aquarium, and throw it up in the sky. It sucks itself tight to the ball, and quickly evolves two large wings and an even larger dong, with which it goes PONG!!!
!ALIVE
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Why am I not surprised that you'd be the sort of fellow who raised mini-krakens? Seeing you pull out your bigger guns, I quickly mobile my swarm of traited bees, that immediately makes a beeline (😜) for the incoming ball, moving just ahead of it, forming themselves into a giant ping-pong paddle, and then whacking that there ball clear the horizon, PING!
!ALIVE
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Beyond the horizon, in the thermosphere, an army of satellites awaits your ball. They quickly communicate through their networks…
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And sacrifice one of them to crash into the ball and send it back earthward: PONG
!ALIVE
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Such a noble self-sacrificing satellite! As the ball descended back to Earh, pulled out my miniature remote-contol anti-gravidic craft, that I send to meet the ball. It moves into position as the ball falls, and with one small electro-magnetic pulse, the ball is whacked back to space, PING! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙
!ALIVE
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Using the kinetic powers I’ve been developing since my childhood, but never put into real use, I focus on the moon, slowly but certainly pulling it along its normal orbit, but speeding it up, to meet the ball, and PONG! Hitting it straight back at you!
The headache IS real now, but the ibuprofen is closer and lighter than the moon!
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