The man is back!! I dropped in a good few times to see if you had posted, and was delighted just now to see you had a new post up. The metaphor and simile king of Hive is back and it's great to see ya kid.

This had me in stitches 👇🏻

Perhaps it was the way that my morning poo on this very day glided out from me with nary a splash or a sound and into the water like a dark and majestic otter.

Sorry to hear about your pal or relative too auld stock, may they rest in peace 🙏🏻