LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/17/2024

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/17/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-24-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 12-9-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-9-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 27 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@pepetoken21-2
@ironshield13
@yeckingo114
@manuvert15
@anonyvoter16
@holovision.cash17
@hivecurious18
@henruc19
@slothlydoesit210-11
@crazyphantombr212-13
@middle-earthling214-15
@sylmarill116
@savvytester317-19
@amaari220-21
@iceledy122
@cursephantom123
@astramar124
@astym125
@irvet126
@svanbo127

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 14 which belongs to our lucky winner:

middle-earthling
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@middle-earthling, 27 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ
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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!HUG

!HUG
!MEME
!LOLZ

Moses was the first person
to use Control-C as a shortcut.

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@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(7/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.

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@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Congratulations for winning 27 LOLZ! 🥳😎

Someone's going to win 27 LOLZ on the next LOLZ burner raffle post about 2.5 hours later. 😆😎

!WEIRD
!INDEED
!DIY

Maybe your turn to win next time.
Good luck!
!GIF Thank You
!DIY
!HOPE
!PIZZA

(1/1)
@savvytester! @middle-earthling Wants to spread Hope! so I just sent 1 HOP to your account on behalf of @middle-earthling.

Since we think the world can use more Hope, you can now already start spreading Hope yourself!

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@middle-earthling just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @savvytester! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

(12/25)
@middle-earthling! @savvytester Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @savvytester.

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @middle-earthling! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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!LOL

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Here's the first comment under the LOLZ burner bot's latest burner post! 😎

Gotta wait for 19 hours though to drop my 2 LOLZ. 🤯😅

!PIZZA !WEIRD !DIY

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
middle-earthling tipped savvytester
middle-earthling tipped lolz.burner
savvytester tipped lolz.burner
@svanbo(1/10) tipped @lolz.burner

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

Just another !LOLZ entry for burning! 🤓

My grief counsellor died recently.
He was so good I didn't care.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lol

What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

I need to figure out the best treatment for my narcolepsy.
My doctor told me to sleep on it.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!lolz

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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!LOLZ

You can never trust an artist
Theyre super sketchy

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of dubble

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

So is any !LOLZ actually burnt? Seems the bot is stuck on repeat....

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Let's just say that your 2 LOLZ per day gets reserved for the LOLZ burner bot instead of other Hive users. 🤔 If someone with at least 1,024 staked LOLZ tokens doesn't manage to tip 10 LOLZ per day, no LOLZ practically gets burned whether or not the LOLZ burner bot works properly. 🤯😅

!WEIRD
!INDEED
!DIY

Doesn't appear the bot is burning anything to be honest...hbd isn't being used to buy back tokens either...so is this just a scam to earn free LOLZ tokens and upvotes?

Maybe when the !LOLZ burner bot operator comes back, all those accumulated HBD will be used to buy LOLZ tokens on the #HiveEngine market all at once, so there would be a significant increase in the price of the LOLZ token if that happens. 🤔🤓😏 !DIY

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.

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@slothlydoesit, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(9/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @slothlydoesit! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

(13/25)
@slothlydoesit! @savvytester Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @savvytester.

Indeed Logo

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @slothlydoesit! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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another pretend !LOLZ entry...

How do you turn a duck in to a singer?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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!LOLZ !INDEED !WEIRD

Moses was the first person
to use Control-C as a shortcut.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

@lolz.burner! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (1/100)

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(1/10)
@lolz.burner! @pepetoken Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @pepetoken.

Indeed Logo

Great for !LOLZ

What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(4/10)
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!LOLZ to burn

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 🤣

Ah close enough
Mediocrates

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 🤣

What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

Why was the river rich?
Because it had two banks.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎 !DIY

Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post, even if I most likely will have 3 raffle tickets on the next burner post regardless of the LOLZ I burn under the latest post. 🤔🤯😎 !DIY

Why should you never play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!LOLZ !INDEED

A father was washing his car with his son
And the son says, “dad, can’t you use a sponge?”

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ !PIZZA

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

(1/10)
@lolz.burner! @svanbo Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @svanbo.

Indeed Logo

!LOLZ

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

How do locomotives know where they're going?
Lots of training

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ 😁

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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