LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/16/2024

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/16/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-23-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 12-8-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-8-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 27 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@pepetoken21-2
@ironshield13
@yeckingo114
@manuvert15
@anonyvoter16
@holovision.cash17
@hivecurious18
@henruc19
@slothlydoesit210-11
@crazyphantombr212-13
@middle-earthling214-15
@sylmarill116
@savvytester317-19
@amaari220-21
@iceledy122
@cursephantom123
@astramar124
@astym125
@irvet126
@svanbo127

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 21 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@amaari, 27 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Please add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
Congrats @amaari
!MEME
!LOLZ

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.

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!LOL

To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.

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!LOL

Why does Snoop Dogg carry around an umbrella.
Fo Drizzle.

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(2/10)

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!LOLZ to burn

What do you call a religious ceremony with one person?
Single service.

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(1/10)
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one more !LOLZ

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.

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(2/10)

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Thank you so much for the !LOLZ! ❤️
!LUV ❤️
!PIZZA 🍕

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What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

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Congratulations for winning 27 LOLZ! 🥳😎

Someone's also going to win 27 !LOLZ tomorrow! 🤯😅 !DIY

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

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@amaari, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @amaari! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!LOLZ 🤣

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester(2/10) tipped @lolz.burner
amaari tipped lolz.burner

!LOLZ

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

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(1/10)

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YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.

!LOLZ
!WINE

What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
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!LOLZ
!BBH

I hope Elon Mush never gets invloved in a scandal
Elongate could be really drawn out.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)
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@lolz.burner! @servelle likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @servelle. (3/5)

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Gotta wait for 14 more hours again to drop my 2 LOLZ entries for the latest LOLZ burner raffle post. 🤯😅 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!lolz

How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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!lolz I'll win one day

If you arrest a mime...
Do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(1/10)
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Your 2 !LOLZ entries on the current LOLZ burner raffle entitles you to about 7.4% chance of winning on any given day (until such LOLZ burner bot gets fixed). 🤓😅 !DIY

What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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I mean surely !lolz

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

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!LOLZ

What do you call an airline full of bald people?
Receding airlines.

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!LOL guys

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.

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!lol

I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.

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(3/10)

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I guess that it's the perfect time to burn some more !LOLZ 🤣

I’ve been told crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet
but I’ve never seen one with more than four.

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My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.

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I checked the comments section of the latest !LOLZ burner raffle post, and I mostly saw LOLZ burning as usual. 🤯😅 !DIY

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

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What can you serve but not eat?
Divorce papers.

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What’s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint

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