LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/13/2024

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/13/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-20-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 12-5-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-5-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 27 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@pepetoken21-2
@ironshield13
@yeckingo114
@manuvert15
@anonyvoter16
@holovision.cash17
@hivecurious18
@henruc19
@slothlydoesit210-11
@crazyphantombr212-13
@middle-earthling214-15
@sylmarill116
@savvytester317-19
@amaari220-21
@iceledy122
@cursephantom123
@astramar124
@astym125
@irvet126
@svanbo127

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 1 which belongs to our lucky winner:

pepetoken
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@pepetoken, 27 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Please add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
Congrats @pepetoken
!MEME
!LOLZ

Thank you !LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

Why are brain surgeons so good at persuasion?
They can really get inside your head.

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@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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What do you do with a car whose wheels are completely worn out?
You re-tire it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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@middle-earthling! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (3/100)

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!LOL

What did the Golden Gate bridge say to the Golden Gate river when they broke up?
I'm over you.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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!lol

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Ten- tickles

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Congratulations to @pepetoken for winning 27 !LOLZ! 🥳🐸

I wonder who will win 27 LOLZ tomorrow! 😎😏 !DIY

What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
The trailers

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Thank you. Maybe we'll find out tomorrow? !LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

I need to figure out the best treatment for my narcolepsy.
My doctor told me to sleep on it.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

I have about 11.1% chance of winning (27) LOLZ on any LOLZ burner raffle (until the LOLZ burner bot gets fixed), while you have 7.4%. 🤓😏 !WEIRD !INDEED !DIY

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @pepetoken! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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@savvytester! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (5/100)

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Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎 !DIY

If it wasn't for window blinds...
It'd be curtains for all us.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!LOLZ

If you’re feeling paranoid...
You’re not alone.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
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!LOLZ
!BBH

What do you do with a car whose wheels are completely worn out?
You re-tire it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner! @servelle likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @servelle. (4/5)

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!lolz

They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lolz

I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
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!lolz

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Congrats @pepetoken for the !WINE !LOLZ !BBH

OOoo wine fer a froggie! Thanks! Saw some 27 $LOLZ in mi wallet and leaped fer joy man! !BBH !DIY !DOOK

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@ironshield! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (2/100)

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@pepetoken just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @ironshield! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!LOLZ

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

@lolz.burner! @ironshield likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @ironshield. (5/100)

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!LOLZ 🤣

Who changes the season when Summer is over?
No one, it happens Autumnatically.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ 🤣

What were restaurants called during the Jurassic?
Diner-saurs.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ !INDEED !WEIRD

Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(4/10)
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@lolz.burner! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (6/100)

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!LOLZ to burn

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Which is faster
hot or cold?, Hot, because you can easily catch a cold.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

I understand 25 letters of the alphabet.
I still can't figure out y.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(4/10)
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!LOLZ !INDEED

If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
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!LOLZ !HUG

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day.
That’s a bit of a stretch.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOL

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

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!lolz

My cat is so impatient?
He always wants everything meow.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ 😁

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(2/10)
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