LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 11/21/2024

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 11/21/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 11-28-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 11-13-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 11-13-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 18 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@manuvert11
@holovision.cash12
@ironshield13
@verterus14
@henruc15
@savvytester26-7
@irvet18
@imno19
@servelle110
@amaari211-12
@cursephantom113
@edgerik114
@iceledy215-16
@astramar117
@svanbo118

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 12 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@amaari, 18 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.

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Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.

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I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.

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Congrats to @amaari !LOLZ !BBH

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!LOLZ

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I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.
Sigh. That's the story of my life.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

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Hi, @ironshield,

This post has been voted on by @darkcloaks because you are an active member of the Darkcloaks gaming community.


Get started with Darkcloaks today, and follow us on Inleo for the latest updates.

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Hummus-cide

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!lolz

What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.

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!LOLZ
!WINE

I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 1 to burn

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

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second !LOLZ to burn

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.

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!LOLZ !BBH !DIY

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.

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!LOLZ !DOOK !LUV

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You just got DOOKed!
@pepetoken thinks your content is the shit.
They have 6/400 DOOK left to drop today.
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Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOL

I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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I need to wait for about 5.5 more hours again before I can drop 2 LOLZ for the LOLZ burner bot's latest raffle post. 🤯😅 !INDEED !DIY

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!LOLZ
!BEER

Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

You might want to burn 2 !LOLZ per day for (almost) double the chances of winning (and more prizes when you win). 🤔😎😏 !DIY

I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria.
I said oh god not that as well!

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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!BBH
!LOLZ

My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.

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!lolz

I need to figure out the best treatment for my narcolepsy.
My doctor told me to sleep on it.

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Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.

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Congratulations for winning 18 LOLZ on today's draw (from your 2 !LOLZ entries 7 days ago)! 😎 !DIY

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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!LOLZ 🤣

How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!

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!LOLZ

I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today on the latest LOLZ burner bot's post! 😎 !DIY

Archaeology
Now there is a career in ruins.

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Hope that more LOLZ holders join the !LOLZ burner raffles, and those who already participate to burn more than 1 LOLZ daily! 😎😅 !DIY

I told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a C
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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!LOLZ

I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.

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!LOLZ

If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?

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!LOLZ

How do you genetically modify ducks?
Dump coca cola in the lake, because its quacktacular!!!!

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I slept like a baby last night.
I woke every two hours and cried.

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!LOLZ 😁

If you arrest a mime...
Do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?

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