LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/7/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/7/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-14-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 12-30-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-30-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 27 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@henruc11
@servelle22-3
@irvet24-5
@andy-vibes16
@yeckingo117
@ironshield18
@manuvert19
@amaari210-11
@slothlydoesit212-13
@lumpiadobo114
@anonyvoter115
@nastyforce116
@astramar117
@cursephantom118
@holovision.cash119
@efmm120
@savvytester221-22
@edgerik123
@svanbo324-26
@astym127

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 18 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@cursephantom, 27 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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First comment here! 😎 !DIY

Congratulations to @svanbo for winning a total of 9 !LOLZ from the LOLZ burner raffle draws for 2 consecutive days! 😆😏

Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Oh no, is it messed up again? I know the tipping bot was down a bit the last few days. I will check tomorrows to see if it is still messed up. Gurrr!!!

Maybe the LOLZ burner bot needs close supervision during these times, as well as the tipping bot, dividend bot, farming bot, and curation bot. 🤔🤯😆🤓 !WEIRD !INDEED !HOPE !DIY

Yeah, I figured out what happened to this one ... I cleared my database after the last @lolzbot breakdown. Forgot this relied on that database too. Ugh ... more to fix.

I don't think anyone would be disappointed if you run the LOLZ burner bot several times over a single day (though only by editing one of the LOLZ burner posts instead of publishing new ones too soon), awarding the participants several times. 🤔😏 !WEIRD !INDEED !HOPE !DIY

I just re-ran this one. Will redo the last 2 days too. That should get this last glitch sorted out.

I finally re-wrote the script to be able to run that big post, and will be awarding those LOLZ soon.

!HOPE it is also possible for your LOLZ token tipping bot to be "re-run" so that all the valid but unfulfilled commands (at least for the past 7 days) while the bot was down will get processed. 🤔😏 !INDEED !WEIRD !DIY

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Hope I can get raffle entries again for burning !LOLZ for the LOLZ burner raffles! 🤗😅 !DIY

What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOL

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lol

Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?
Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Please add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
Congrats @svanbo
!MEME
!LOLZ

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(7/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 🤣

I can see the future
But it takes me a while.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ 🤣

I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ
!ALIVE 👍

How does a tiger find his favorite song on Apple Music?
He uses their algrrrythm

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

(1/20)
@lolz.burner!
You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 ALIVE to your account on behalf of @anonyvoter.

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!lolz

What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(7/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

Did you hear about the cowardly pigeon?
He lacked COO-rage.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Congratulations to @cursephantom for winning 27 LOLZ! 🥳😎 !INDEED !DIY

Yes.

!LOLZ

There are II kinds of people
Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

!lolz

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Time to burn?

!LOLZ

An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Another one!

!LOLZ

To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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