LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/26/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/26/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-2-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 1-18-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-18-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 34 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@hatdogsensei11
@holovision.cash12
@rainbowdash4l13
@henruc14
@amaari25-6
@crazyphantombr27-8
@irvet29-10
@andy-vibes111
@cursephantom112
@yeckingo1113
@fjworld114
@akiraymd115
@savvytester216-17
@anonyvoter118
@efmm219-20
@dubble121
@pepetoken122
@astramar223-24
@sylmarill125
@subidu126
@nastyforce127
@manuvert128
@lumpiadobo129
@iceledy130
@edgerik131
@astym132
@svanbo233-34

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 33 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@svanbo, 34 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
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!lolz

Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of rainbowdash4l

(2/10)

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!LOLZ

I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
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trying again to win some !LOLZ

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still

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hoping that some !LOLZ will be burnt if nothing else

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.

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(2/10)
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!lol

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

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!LOLZ 👍

A boy in school put his report card on the ceiling
He needed to get his grades up

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!lolz

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.

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!LOLZ

What do you call a house made of feathers?
A lite house.

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(1/6)

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!lolz

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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!lolz

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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!LOLZ

How do you make a cheese puff?
Chase it around the block.

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(1/1)
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!LOLZ

I tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.
Turns out good players are hard to find.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

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!LOLZ

I wonder if glass coffins will become popular one day?
Remains to be seen.

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!LOLZ

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)

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!lolz

How often should you tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.

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!lolz

I found nasty month-old leftover mac and cheese in the fridge.
It was a case of age-related macaroni degeneration.

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!lolz

People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.

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!LOLZ

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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!LOLZ

I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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!LOLZ 😁

I have an addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

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!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)

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!LOLZ

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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!LOLZ

My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.

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!LOLZ

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)
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Congratulations to @svanbo for winning 34 !LOLZ! 😎 He really should let his children join the LOLZ token burning too. 😅 !DIY

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎 !DIY

Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(10/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!lolz

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?
Cantaloupe...

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!LOLZ

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)
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!LOL

I have an Elton John joke.
It's a little bit funny.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(8/10)

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!LOLZ 🤣

Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

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!lolz

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.

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