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I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
That was a very fuelish thing to do.

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@lolodens, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of memess.fun

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP