Hahaha, thanks for the offer but I think you're right. I'll figure it out within the next few weeks, so for the time being I'll make do.
Also, I read your Dwarf Fortress post yesterday. It sounds like some fun, with the new adventure mode.
Is that the game that they had to update their cats or something because they kept walking into bars, getting alchohol on their paws, licking them, then they'd get drunk?
I was watching a guy doing some dives into it before, and it sounds really complex, but interesting.