LOL love the gif!
Honestly, I don't think it should be that expensive to get basic testing done to find the root cause. It would likely come down to a few imaging studies. I'm not sure how it works outside of the U.S., but here the costs for routine imaging (as long as it's approved by insurance 🤢🤮) wouldn't be extravagant.
the initial test and check up is around $200 if I come to a clinic. If it is a service from hospital, it will cost me around $300-400. Then after it, there will be 1-2 more test before any medical team can make any recommendation about what to do next.
This area is outside of any health insurance here. Some people here said that it is a rich people disease, because mostly only rich people who come to get modern treatment, most people prefer to go with alternative or traditional medication.