LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/9/2024

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/9/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-16-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 12-1-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-1-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 27 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@pepetoken21-2
@ironshield13
@yeckingo114
@manuvert15
@anonyvoter16
@holovision.cash17
@hivecurious18
@henruc19
@slothlydoesit210-11
@crazyphantombr212-13
@middle-earthling214-15
@sylmarill116
@savvytester317-19
@amaari220-21
@iceledy122
@cursephantom123
@astramar124
@astym125
@irvet126
@svanbo127

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 26 which belongs to our lucky winner:

irvet
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@irvet, 27 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lol

I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
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Please add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
Congrats @irvet
!MEME
!LOLZ

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(5/10)

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!LOL

What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(6/10)
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Here's the first comment under the latest !LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎 !DIY

A boy in school put his report card on the ceiling
He needed to get his grades up

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

Hotel receptionists are creepy.
They spend all day checking people out.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(1/10)
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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner post! 😎 !DIY

Be there or be square!
If you're not there, then I assume you're not a round.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!lolz

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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!lolz

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ 🤣

Why should you never play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
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Thank you!
!lolz

Want to here a joke about pizza?
It's a little cheesy.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Entries every day even without the !Lolz Is anything being burnt? Is this a real giveaway? Is this the real life or just a fanta sea?

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz why not

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of slothlydoesit

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!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
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!LOLZ !INDEED !WEIRD

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (2/100)

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(1/10)
@lolz.burner! @pepetoken Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @pepetoken.

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!LOLZ
!HOPE

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

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(1/1)
@lolz.burner! @servelle Wants to spread Hope! so I just sent 1 HOP to your account on behalf of @servelle.

Since we think the world can use more Hope, you can now already start spreading Hope yourself!

Hope Logo

Great.

!LOLZ

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)
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!LOLZ to burn

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(8/10)
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!LOLZ !INDEED

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
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!LOLZ !PIZZA

Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
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YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.

(2/10)
@lolz.burner! @svanbo Totally agrees with your content! so I just sent 1 IDD to your account on behalf of @svanbo.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@svanbo(1/10) tipped @lolz.burner

!LOLZ

Why did the alcoholic go to the doctors office?
Because he thought there would be shots.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/8)
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!LOLZ 😁

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(2/10)
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