RERUN: LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/4/2025

in LOLZ's Fun House8 days ago (edited)

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/7/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-11-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 12-27-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-27-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 26 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@servelle21-2
@middle-earthling23-4
@holovision.cash15
@henruc16
@yeckingo117
@andy-vibes18
@ironshield19
@pepetoken110
@irvet211-12
@anonyvoter113
@edgerik114
@cursephantom115
@manuvert116
@amaari217-18
@fjworld119
@astramar220-21
@sylmarill122
@svanbo223-24
@astym125
@iceledy126

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 23 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@svanbo, 26 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Please count me in.
@akiraymd
!MEME
!LOLZ

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.

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(3/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.

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!lolz

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

This is the first time I saw you join the !LOLZ burner raffle posts! 🤗😅 !DIY

Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.

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@subidu, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @subidu! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

Like I said yesterday, it looks like something's wrong with your scripts. Only 1 draw entry yesterday, only 2 today. There were far more comments to these posts.
!lolz anyways

What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

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Suspicious
!LOL

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

It's not suspicious at all, since it's already clear there is something wrong with the !LOLZ burner bot script. 🤔🤯

Time to tag @captaincryptic again! 😎😏

!DIY

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.

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@crazyphantombr, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

To restore confidence I believe I need to win the next giveaway. !lol

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Maybe @captaincryptic would surprise you by making you win the next !LOLZ burner bot giveaway. 🤔😆😅 !DIY

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.

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@crazyphantombr, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @crazyphantombr! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @crazyphantombr! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

One more time
!LOL

My grief counsellor died recently.
He was so good I didn't care.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 🤣

What did the Golden Gate bridge say to the Golden Gate river when they broke up?
I'm over you.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ 🤣

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Congratulations to @iceledy for winning 2 LOLZ today, and to @astym for winning 1 LOLZ yesterday! 🤯😆😅

!WEIRD !HOPE !INDEED !DIY

Thank you!
!LUV
!HUG

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You have a 100% chance of getting 2 !LOLZ when I simply tip you 1 LOLZ twice on any day. 😆😅 !DIY

I’ve been told crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet
but I’ve never seen one with more than four.

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@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(8/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @iceledy! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!lol

How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Happy Saturday burning !LOLZ Tokens .... 👍

Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lolz

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

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!lolz

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

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!lolz

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

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!LOLZ

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lumpiadobo

(1/1)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

I understand 25 letters of the alphabet.
I still can't figure out y.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

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!lolz

Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of rainbowdash4l

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of rainbowdash4l

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ !INDEED !WEIRD

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ !LUV

Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of claudiavb

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ !HUG

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Congratulations for winning 26 LOLZ on this giveaway! 😎😏 !INDEED !DIY

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!LOLZ !PIZZA

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@svanbo(1/10) tipped @lolz.burner

!LOLZ

Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(4/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Thank ypou!
!LOLZ
!LUV
!HUG

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Made with LUV by crrdlx

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
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!LOLZ

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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!LOLZ 😁

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
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!lolz

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.

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