DOOK Toilet Paper: The Ultimate Guide to DOOK Token By SaTUSHY

in #pimp5 months ago (edited)

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Introduction

Welcome to the world of DOOK, the meme token that's sweeping the Hive blockchain. DOOK is like Bitcoin 2.0 but with absolutely no utility beyond tipping. That's right, we said it. This shit ain't got much utility.

Disclaimer

DOOK is a joke. It's not just any joke, it's the joke of the century. If you're looking for a serious investment, you're in the wrong place go invest in Dogecoin or something. But if you're looking to show the world you are the shit, you got to get your DOOK on baby! It's really the only way don't you want to be loved and admired?

The Problem

Cryptocurrencies are complicated. They're all about utility, functionality, and serious blockchain business. But where's the fun in that?

The Solution

Enter DOOK, the token that's all about having a good time. The ultimate anti-token. It doesn't do anything outside of tipping, and that's the point. It's a token that's proud of its lack of utility just like you should be proud of yours!

DOOK Description

DOOK is a meme token on the Hive blockchain. It's used for tipping and nothing else. It's the ultimate statement against the seriousness of the crypto world.

Roadmap

Our roadmap is pretty simple:

  1. Launch DOOK.
  2. DOOK all the way to the moon.

Financial Projections

Without the hindrance of silly things like utility the sky is the limit really, 1 trillion per DOOK in a few weeks from launch why not.

Remember, DOOK is all about fun. So why not join us and add a little humor to your crypto journey?

Tokenomics

DOOK's tokenomics are as simple as it gets. You can send it, receive it, and stake it to DOOK(tip) others, declutter your digital presence with the ultimate in minimalist design, at DOOK we say utility deez nutz... got em.

Total supply - 1 trillion of this shit
Unstake cool down - 31 days one lump sum
@dookBot tips out 1 stacked DOOK to the author and curator per call

The 10 stacking tiers of DOOK

#RankStacking requirementDookbot calls
1Fart250010
2Shart500020
3Droplet1000030
4lil shit2000040
5Big shit4000060
6Tha shit5000080
7Mudslide100000200
8Agent brown150000260
9Brown knight200000300
10DOOK lord250000400

Sale info

This shit is pretty cheap 1 hive gets you 200 DOOK!
Available for sale on
Hive-engine
Tribaldex

A quote from the anonymous creator of DOOK

SaTUSHY - “If you don’t believe it or don’t get this shit, I don’t have the time to try to convince you, sorry.”

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DOOK updates

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!PIZZA
!LOLZ

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Clearly! !LOLZ

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@bitcoinman thinks your content is the shit.
They have 10/400 DOOK left to drop today.
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Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩

Ha! Fukn love it. Get your !DOOK on and !PIMP that shit!

!hiqvote

Hells yeah lots of tip bots broken recently but !DOOK is keeping it !PIMP


You must be killin' it out here!
@bitcoinman just slapped you with 5.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 5.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 2/3 possible people today.

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@bitcoinman thinks your content is the shit.
They have 19/400 DOOK left to drop today.
dook_logo
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Yup. It’s keeping the 💩 spam going strong

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🤣 I know. !LOL ! PIMP !DOOK !POOP


Look at that shit @geneeverett, you need more DOOK Tokens!
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Your ASSets lacking let me help you with that !DOOK 🤣 #spam


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They have 9/400 DOOK left to drop today.
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@bitcoinman thinks your content is the shit.
They have 8/400 DOOK left to drop today.
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I thought u woulda sent me some Dook to play with 🤣

Good DOOK takes time , Congratulations as recognition for being my biggest hater I award you with 20K !DOOK to play with, you are now a lil shit 🤣


Well shit @bitcoinman, this post is older than 7 Days days.
Look for some other shit.
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Nice!


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!dook

Thanks !DOOK


You just got DOOKed!
@bitcoinman thinks your content is the shit.
They have 11/400 DOOK left to drop today.
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Look at that shit @theguruasia, you need more DOOK Tokens!
You need to Stake at least 2500 DOOK.
(We will not send this error message for 24 hours).
dook_logo
Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩

@enginewitty, the HiQ Smart Bot has recognized your request (1/3) and will start the voting trail.

In addition, @dookbank gets !PIZZA from @hiq.redaktion.

For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our Discord. And don't forget to vote HiQs fucking Witness! 😻

!LOL this is amazing! 🤣

!BBH
!PIZZA

Damn what's going on with the tipping bots, our shit works 🤣 !DOOK


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!DOOK


Well shit @bitcoinman, this post is older than 7 Days days.
Look for some other shit.
(We will not send this error message for 24 hours).
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Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩

@dookbank!

@bpcvoter3 passed you the virtual joint!
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The jokes on you. We already have !LOLZ
😂🤣😂🤣😂

LOLZ has slightly more utility outside of just a tip token though. 🤣🤣

All that extra utility but they not working ,our shit solid 🤣 !DOOK


You just got DOOKed!
@bitcoinman thinks your content is the shit.
They have 9/400 DOOK left to drop today.
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Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩

Henlo, kan we be pardner? Feels dook man! !LOLZ

!dook


Look at that shit @bitandi, you need more DOOK Tokens!
You need to Stake at least 2500 DOOK.
(We will not send this error message for 24 hours).
dook_logo
Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩

Do you have a wipe paper? Also, token launch event should be "Drop DOOK" in my opinion. 💩

I've been wondering what this is about 😭😭😂😂😂😂

Y'all are crazy on here😂😂😂

Got !DOOK ! ;-)


Well shit @borniet, this post is older than 7 Days days.
Look for some other shit.
(We will not send this error message for 24 hours).
dook_logo
Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩

So using the #dook hashtag doesn't earn anyone anything. I'm asking for a friend....

Ive joined the !DOOK troop from today haha 😆

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SPAM SPAM SPAM 🤣 !DOOK


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