But you can't dig that deep out you will fall through. That's what science says. Or at least that's what science didn't want you to know. It's flat man. It's not even that thick. Though or forty feet down and you are a gonner. Falling through space forever.
Except space isn't real either. NASA is lying to us.
So you're telling me I don't need a rocket. All I need is a shovel to get to mars?
Fun Fact: I look like Mars
Not so fun fact: Scientist are the only people who are smart enough to be able to blow up the entire planet disc.
You are red and dusty? Awesome. Being Scottish I am more like Neptune, blue and gassy :OD
Good old scientists, they are never happy. They should have stopped at bath salts but oh no they had to take it further
No. Dead and rusty. You're getting your letters mixed up again.
I'm glad to hear you're not Uranus.
I count my blessings each day that I'm not Uranus. Not after that last time.
Drusty
Hey. Did you know if you were from Boston, and had too much to drink, there's a strong chance someone might say to you, "Hey! Quit boffin on my shoes!"
Really? I fucking love Bostonians. Its said that they invented the spleen. I think we should all take a moment to wonder at their boundless imaginations!