I am wearing genuine leather boots, and anyone who doesn't like it is welcome to lick them, too. People are welcome to piss and moan, but they can't blame me for microplastics and landfill waste from synthetic footwear, and I have undeniable proof of a cow no longer farting.
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I dont think I have much in the footwear department that doesn't comprise of some part cow! There is gonna be a lotta licking.
Cows and their farting, who would have thought?
I think this world needs more farting, lest the pent-up pressure of hot air and shit spews forth from the upper orifice in the form of political campaigning.
!PIZZA