Butt-cheeked innuendo & dirty legged tramp
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I assumed for sure the year round Santa was delivering a tranny in a box, but after you pointed it out I agree - no one has enough room to store the big shoes…I mean, I’m sure big players like Jeff Bezos or Engelbert Humperdinck can manage to hold down a stock of transvestites and their shoes, but yeah, not us regular Jacks.
Five days of gut wrenching anguish, sharing your home with some ass-shit scratched up old bastard of a TV, and here I am, this whole time posting about trivial shit like flutes and crows…might as well have been playing with my own saliva and laughing at my farts - I had no idea you were going through the dregs like this man - I would have given you a consoling comment or reassuring reply if only so had known the dark depths to which you had sunk!
A screen protector??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 …that was NOT anticipated.
Another fabulous glimpse into the life my dude, well-furnished with all the finest fineries. Cheers!