I would suggest you to take a look at the VSC project (@vsc.network) where you can potentially create this without that problem (removing the passed away slaps and trying to find the True Legend in me...) 😝

Still under development but I am guessing you can start looking at how you would be able to create that there. Join discord, check github, etc... you can already deploy a witness node which helps starting understanding how it all works.

Here is their second proposal where I think now things are way more "tryable" than before (firs proposal was mostly for people to conceptually understand its value and potential).

https://peakd.com/vsc/@vsc.network/next-phase-of-vsc-hive-smart-contracts-and-v4v-joint-dhf-proposal