Holy hell, what in the name of capitalism is this? From the outside at least it appears to be a rather stunning amalgamation of caricature and stereotype. Good to know Pigeon Forge hasn't changed a bit.

To be perfectly clear, none of my vitriol is directed at you. I'm originally from Pike County, both the Hatfields and the McCoys are not so distant kin, and this just rubs me the wrong way. Not your fault though, thank you for making me aware of the existence of this.