Wow you really are off grid and isolated aren't you!
Ok so I thought that you must have made it to the US, but you have given me the price in Euros, so you're somewhere in Europe and it gets cold there- which I guess could be ANYWHERE in Europe...lol...Clues clues clues....hmmm isolated, forest, mountains, snow, Euros, Bracken Fern, cheap-sih land, must be close-ish to Ireland...
So are you now in France? 😃??????
I am now DYING to know where you are! 🤣