People say I’ve got no willpower but I’ve quit smoking loads of times. Credit: marshmellowman @new.things, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of thehockeyfan-at
An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here Bartender: Are you positive? Credit: theabsolute @thehockeyfan-at, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of new.things