I like your simplicities of the write up
Make it a bit funny to read 😂😂.
Sorry about your experience, I understand those set of people, they are usually resellers who post other peoples goods to make some profit for themselves on the sales.
I am very careful and mindful when making purchase online...

I totally understand your friends enthusiasm about online purchases and can actually relate with that. Only that I try to make enough enquires in order not to get an undesired product upon delivery.