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in Hive Learners5 months ago

Greetings everyone!

One thing that made half of my last Friday worrisome was the Olympic Qualifier match between the Super Falcons of Nigeria and the Banyana Banyana of South Africa. It was a two-legged match, and the first one happened in Abuja last Friday. Before the match, the tension on us (Nigeria) was so high because the South Africans have been a thorn in our flesh recently, coupled with the fact that they're currently the African Champions.

Being a very patriotic person, coupled with my vast knowledge of sports concerning Nigeria, I was so much interested in the match, which got me scared of the South Africans winning us. That would automatically cancel our hope of going to Paris for the Olympics later this year. My troubled mind was relieved after the match ended with a goal in favor of us (Super Falcons Of Nigeria), and at that moment, the internet went on fire with all the South Africans believing with strong faith that the next match, which is the return leg and the last match to seal the ticket of qualifications which would happen in Pretoria, that they were surely going to win with a big goal margin, which would cancel our win and take the ticket to the Olympics (Paris 2024).

People who know football will understand better the tough fight attached to the last match of a qualifying series.

Each time I came across in social media, the South Africans' word-studded belief in winning us and not minding that we've already won, my head swells up, and I usually take my time to type a minimum of 300 words to trash talk their faith and belief with good facts and precision.

@humbe, can we place a bet of 100 HIVE ??

So, if I'm kidnapped and along the journey, one of the kidnappers chips in this talk about how South Africans are going to beat us in the next coming match happening on Tuesday, 9th April 2024, in Pretoria, South Africa, man, even in the hot seat of danger, I wouldn't keep my mouth shut. I would start giving all the instances, making them see the very little slight chance of the South Africans qualifying. I wouldn't go far in examples; I would pick up the example of the recently played Champions League match between Napoli and Barcelona. In Napoli's home, the match was drawn, which, by calculations, geared Napoli's mind towards qualifications. They said a lot with their calculations and pieces of paper striking permutations while the other side, Barcelona, remained silent and knew what to do. You know what happened in the return leg at Barcelona; Napoli was beaten black and blue. This same thing is happening to the South Africans right now; many hypes from a calculated draft while we Nigerians are silent, waiting for the D-day.

If I get talking tirelessly with full facts backing my talks, I would surely shut down the talks of the kidnapper, which will get them provoked, and they either cover my mouth to stop talking, or they drop me off on the road.

Also, not so many people are fans of football.

Oh yeah, we have a lot of people who are into football, but just a few know the categories of FIFA, AFCON, and Olympics. So, my talk may get my kidnappers bored, and they have no option but to drop me off on the highway.

Thanks for reading.


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@humbe, can we place a bet of 100 HIVE ??

I am in for a 10% of that. Let's make it 10hive bet Kingsleyy. In the meantime, you can go ahead and practice our national anthem or this one: Kingsley Practice.
!Lolz
!PIZZA

!Lolz 😅
I decided to pity you and keep blind eyes to this reply. I would have swallowed your 10Hive by now 😅

The video, yeah, I watched it during world Cup.
Nice voices and I didn't get a single thing even though I understand some native South African languages a bit

OH NO!
You are out of jokes for the day!

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You're always tricking me into these bets! Just imagine, you suggested 100 Hive. But this bet was worth it for the ladies' team, so I think they are worth the 10 Hive bet loss. I will fulfil my bet...

!PIZZA

Hahahahah!😅

Stop, that was a joke

Then what's the point of a bet? Uhh...I will ignore this one...🤨

Lani,
Calm down!

Oh, there's a song with that title, make a Search and listen

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Lol..

Okay

!PIZZA

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Hahah
Hey !PIZZA bot, prove to Kingsley that you ain't sleeping. 😊

Which is faster
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Another option is that they get angry and shoot you out of annoyance 😂 you know how heated football arguments can be sometimes, and some people even end up fighting during arguments

Why did you drive it to this side na??😅😅😅
I think the prompt meant, cool headed kidnappers 😅

!BBH

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PIZZA!

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Uhh Kingsleyy so you returned your winnings, it's a bet why spoil the fun?🤨.
If I ever win I will collect my share so just be aware of that in any future bets🤞🏾😅

!Lolz 😅
I'm not going to bet anymore.
You took this one too far... Yeah, I know fulfillment of the rule is the fun

Your lol is on sick leave.
!LOLZ

That's how bets work though, I guess next time we will say if one lose they get to post on Leofinance and comment on any other content at least 5 posts a day for a week.

!PIZZA

I slept like a baby last night.
I woke every two hours and cried.

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😅😅😅
That's my first time seeing LOL bot to be sleeping unlike your PIZZA that only comes out when it's raining 😅

For posting; you know I'm not a weak on that.
For commenting; more like being flogged.
I'm gradually picking back myself on commenting though 🫣

Yeah that's a new bet conditions since someone can't take bets winnings.

Surely it's awake now!🤔

!PIZZA

Okayyy.
I agree then.

But let me laugh at your PIZZA bot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

!Lolz

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