La légende raconte ces secrets #57 //La légende raconte ses secrets #57

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Aujourd'hui, la légende vivante de notre petite forêt - oui, vous l'avez deviné, celle qui habite dans cette vieille cabane pittoresque - a décidé de se rendre en ville. Et pas n'importe quelle ville, mais LA grande ville. Elle avait entendu dire que cette métropole regorgeait de secrets du monde, et elle n'a pas été déçue, même si la jungle urbaine l'a un peu effrayée. Après tout, elle n'était habituée qu'à la douce mélodie des abeilles bourdonnant et à l'odeur apaisante du miel fraîchement récolté.

Troquant son fidèle tablier d'apicultrice contre une veste de ville, arpentant les rues avec un mélange de curiosité et de panique légère. À chaque coin de rue, une nouvelle découverte : des magasins aux vitrines scintillantes, des artistes de rue jouant de la musique bizarrement agréable, et des gens, des gens partout ! Oui, notre légende de la forêt avait les yeux aussi grands que des soucoupes.

Mais revenons à la raison de cette escapade audacieuse : les abeilles. Parce que oui, aujourd'hui était le grand jour, celui où elle avait décidé de compter ses petites travailleuses une par une. "Un, deux, trois... euh, attends, où est-ce que j'en étais ?" se demandait-elle à chaque fois qu'une abeille plus aventureuse que les autres décidait de changer de ruche en plein milieu du comptage. Cela s'est avéré être un travail de titan, mais absolument essentiel pour suivre la progression de ses colonies.

Après avoir passé des heures à énumérer les abeilles comme si elle comptait des moutons pour s'endormir (ce qui, soit dit en passant, aurait été beaucoup plus facile), elle a finalement terminé. "Ouf, voilà, j'ai fini !" s'exclama-t-elle, le front perlé de sueur mais le cœur léger. Car si elle a appris une chose aujourd'hui, c'est bien que même au milieu de la ville la plus animée, il n'y a rien de plus apaisant que le doux bourdonnement des abeilles et la promesse du miel à venir.

Et qui sait ? Peut-être que la prochaine fois, elle reviendra en ville avec une nouvelle mission : apprendre le secret du café urbain pour tenir éveillée lors de son prochain comptage d'abeilles !

En attendant la légendes et partis écrire tous ses secret dans un grand grimoire , pour les distribués à ses invités au coin d'un feu qui réchauffe les cœurs derrière sa cabane au fond des bois , peu son les visiteurs qui viennent jusqu'à là , mais pour les remercier aujourd'hui , la légende doublera le nombre de secret qu'elle as appris de la grandes ville . ( exceptionnellement )

Today, the living legend of our little forest – yes, you guessed it, the one who resides in that quaint old cabin – decided to venture into the city. And not just any city, but THE big city. She had heard that this metropolis was brimming with the secrets of the world, and she wasn't disappointed, even if the urban jungle did give her a bit of a fright. After all, she was only accustomed to the sweet melody of bees buzzing and the soothing scent of freshly harvested honey.

Trading her trusty beekeeper's apron for a city jacket, she roamed the streets with a mix of curiosity and mild panic. At every corner, there was a new discovery: shops with dazzling windows, street performers playing oddly delightful music, and people, people everywhere! Yes, our forest legend's eyes were as wide as saucers.

But let's get back to the reason for this daring escapade: the bees. Because yes, today was the big day, the day she decided to count her little workers one by one. "One, two, three... um, wait, where was I?" she wondered each time a particularly adventurous bee decided to switch hives in the middle of the count. It turned out to be a Herculean task but absolutely essential for tracking the progress of her colonies.

After spending hours counting bees as if she were counting sheep to fall asleep (which, by the way, would have been much easier), she finally finished. "Phew, there, I'm done!" she exclaimed, her forehead beaded with sweat but her heart light. For if she learned one thing today, it's that even in the midst of the busiest city, there's nothing more soothing than the gentle buzz of bees and the promise of honey to come.

And who knows? Maybe next time, she'll return to the city with a new mission: to learn the secret of urban coffee to stay awake during her next bee count!

In the meantime, the legend has gone off to write all her secrets in a large grimoire, to share them with her guests by a fire that warms hearts behind her cabin in the woods. Few visitors make it out there, but to thank them today, the legend will double the number of secrets she learned from the big city (exceptionally).



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