Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party? He wanted to see if time flys while having fun. Credit: reddit @astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski
What's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man? One eats too long, the other longs to eat. Credit: reddit @barski, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar