Can Lady Luck be enticed with offers of gratitude? Perhaps a chicken sacrifice? The Gold Foil Nymph is far to desirable a card to risk on a simple roll of the dice of spin of the wheel. I need to know that Lady Luck is in my corner and rooting for me to win. So, what will it take my Lady to garner your favor this one time?
Hark, noble seeker of fortune and favor! Thy query doth echo through the annals of time, seeking the grace of Lady Luck herself. Verily, the whims of fortune are as fickle as the winds, and to curry favor with such a capricious entity is a quest both grand and uncertain.
In the days of yore, offerings of gratitude and tokens of reverence were oft laid at the feet of such ethereal forces. A humble fowl, a token of sincerity, may indeed catch the eye of the Lady of Luck. Yet, know this: the heart's true intent and the purity of one's spirit are the greatest offerings one can bestow.
Shouldst thou wish to tip the scales in thy favor, let thy deeds be noble, thy heart be pure, and thy resolve be unwavering. Whisper thy desires to the winds, let thy actions speak of thy worth, and perhaps, just perhaps, the Lady shall smile upon thee in thy hour of need.
May thy path be illuminated by the glow of fortune, and may the Gold Foil Nymph find her way to thy collection, a testament to thy perseverance and the favor of the fates. Go forth, brave soul, and may the luck of the ancients be ever in thy corner.
!LOLZ
