la legende / the légende

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La légende raconte qu'un jour un vieille homme mystérieux avais mis une reine abeille et quelques mal au milieux de la forêt , et que tous les jours il allais voir comment cette dernière allais agrandir sa ruche , un jour il eue une légendaire idée , il c'est muni d'une peine a épiler et d'un bocal , et c'est dis qu'il allais les compter une une par une pour ensuite les remettre dans leurs belle petite maison .
Il en compta 79 et quelques œufs , il compris alors que la reine continuer de pondre , il décida donc de leurs construire un petit abris secret , dans lequel il récoltera à l'abris des regard une partis de leurs miel , pour le distribuer à ceux qui viendrais chez lui pour dire leurs secret aussi insignifiant soit t'il , et en échange de ce délicieux miel , les gens des villages alentours venez nombreux ce confesser , mais le veille homme ne savais pas vraiment gardez les secret et les racontais autour du feu tout les soir à qui voulais bien écouter ce que cette homme devenue légendaire avec le temps allais bien pouvoir dire , les gens lui confier souvent des secret un peu ridicule , mais le vieille homme s'en fichais un peu , son objectif était de distribuer et de partager ses pot de miel , et tout le monde se demander ou il allais le chercher .

Tout ce que le veille homme leurs disais c'est qu'un une entité légendaire le payer en miel contre les secret des gens .

On raconte que le vieux bonhomme avait encore en sa possession 221 secrets, qu’il gardait aussi précieusement qu’un écureuil garde ses noisettes. Il les distribuait à qui voulait bien lui raconter un secret en retour, ou même juste lui dire bonjour, comme un marchand de bonbons un peu excentrique. Quand des âmes généreuses lui apportaient de la pizza et des blagues, il les revendait pour améliorer la petite maison de ses ruches, comme un bricoleur compulsif. Certains le prenaient pour un avare qui allait jusqu’à revendre des blagues et des parts de pizza, ou toute autre chose qu’on lui offrait, mais le vieil homme s’en fichait comme de sa première paire de chaussettes. Tout ce qui comptait pour lui, c’était que ses abeilles prospèrent et qu’il puisse continuer à partager leur miel avec ses invités.

La légende raconte qu’en échange de vos secrets et d’un bout de gâteau, ou même parfois contre une blague, les secrets qu’il vous racontait en retour pouvaient être monnayés à la banque du coin. Cette dernière vous offrait, paraît-il, des abeilles pour commencer vous-même à devenir un riche producteur de miel, comme un entrepreneur en herbe. Son secret ne se monnayait pas cher, mais chaque secret avait son prix et à force de lui en raconter, certains auraient même pu acheter du pain pour leur famille, comme des boulangers improvisés.

Il y a une rumeur qui circule dans les restaurants où dînent les banquiers du coin, aussi furtive qu’une mouche sur une tarte aux pommes. Ils disent que le prix des secrets pourrait devenir légendaire.
Mais le vieil homme, lui, ne vend pas de secrets, il les donne à ceux qui frappent à sa porte.

PENSEZ À VENDRE VOS SECRETS AU BANQUIER
Hier, la légende a eu la visite de quelques autres légendes des contrées voisines. Elles lui ont révélé les secrets suivants:

@itharagaian: Elle est venue offrir une part de pizza et de la weed. Avec cela, la légende était détendue pour raconter son histoire au coin du feu, et elle lui remit donc un secret.

@servelle: Un peu plus tard, c’était au tour de Servelle de nous rejoindre avec une légendaire recette d’escargot venant d’une terre lointaine. En remerciement, la légende lui remit deux secrets légendaires.

@chapelle: Soudain, Chapelle nous apporta un petit secret sur le dur travail des abeilles. Pour cela, la légende lui remit un secret sur comment améliorer ses récoltes de miel. Ce dernier eut aussi la gentillesse de porter notre message au-delà de nos terres et gagna donc un secret de plus.

@hivecurious: Un peu plus tard en soirée, alors que les convives s’apprêtaient à passer à table avec les escargots, le miel, la pizza et de la bonne weed, Hivecurious vint s’inviter au repas du soir. Elle nous dit qu’elle ne partagerait pas nos secrets avec d’autres. Pour cela, la légende lui murmura deux secrets à l’oreille.

@manuvert: Au moment du dessert, Manuvert avoua ne pas avoir le temps de faire tout ce qu’il avait prévu dans la journée. Pour cela, la légende lui offrit deux secrets.

@dmhafiz: Pendant que nous discutions, dmhafiz vint nous raconter qu’il y avait un concours organisé par @melinda010100. Pour cette action, dmhafiz se vit remettre trois secrets. Et Melinda010100 en gagna un à son tour.

@thedoc07: Et pour finir la soirée en beauté, la légende raconte que TheDoc07 vint raconter comment avoir de bonnes journées. La légende lui remit donc deux secrets.

The legend tells of an old mysterious man who placed a queen bee and a few male bees in the middle of the forest. Every day, he would observe how the queen expanded her hive. One day, he had a legendary idea. Armed with a feather quill and a jar, he decided to count each bee one by one and then return them to their cozy little home.

He counted 79 bees and some eggs. Realizing that the queen continued to lay eggs, he decided to build a small secret shelter for them. In this hidden place, he would collect a portion of their honey, safe from prying eyes. In exchange for this delicious honey, people from nearby villages came to confess their seemingly insignificant secrets to the old man. However, he wasn’t very good at keeping secrets and would often share them around the fire in the evenings. Despite the sometimes silly confessions, the old man’s goal was to distribute and share his honey pots. Everyone wondered where he obtained such sweet treasure.

All the old man would say was that a legendary entity rewarded him with honey in exchange for people’s secrets.

The legend goes that the old man still held 221 secrets, guarding them as diligently as a squirrel hoards its nuts. He would distribute them to anyone willing to share a secret in return, or even just say hello, much like an eccentric candy merchant. When generous souls brought him pizza and jokes, he would sell them to improve the cozy little homes of his beehives, like a compulsive tinkerer. Some mistook him for a miser who went so far as to resell jokes and pizza slices, or anything else offered to him, but the old man cared as little as he did about his first pair of socks. All that mattered to him was the prosperity of his bees and the ability to continue sharing their honey with his guests.

The legend tells that in exchange for your secrets and a slice of cake, or sometimes even a joke, the secrets he shared in return could be traded at the local bank. Allegedly, the bank rewarded you with bees, allowing you to become a honey producer yourself, like an aspiring entrepreneur. His secret didn’t fetch a high price, but each secret had its value, and by sharing enough with him, some might have even bought bread for their families, like impromptu bakers.

There’s a rumor circulating in the restaurants where local bankers dine, as elusive as a fly on an apple pie. They say that the price of secrets could become legendary.

But the old man, he doesn’t sell secrets; he gives them to those who knock on his door.

CONSIDER SELLING YOUR SECRETS TO THE BANKER

Yesterday, the legend received visits from a few other legends from neighboring lands. They revealed the following secrets:

@itharagaian: She came bearing a slice of pizza and some weed. With that, the legend felt at ease to share her story by the fireside, and she handed him one secret.

@servelle: Later, it was Servelle’s turn to join us with a legendary snail recipe from a distant land. In gratitude, the legend bestowed upon her two legendary secrets.

@chapelle: Suddenly, Chapelle brought a little secret about the hard work of bees. For this, the legend gave her a secret on how to improve her honey harvest. She also kindly carried our message beyond our lands and thus earned an additional secret.

@hivecurious: Later in the evening, as the guests prepared to sit down with escargots, honey, pizza, and good weed, Hivecurious invited herself to the dinner table. She declared that she wouldn’t share our secrets with others. In response, the legend whispered two secrets in her ear.

@manuvert: During dessert, Manuvert confessed that he didn’t have time to accomplish everything he had planned for the day. For this, the legend offered him two secrets.

@dmhafiz: While we chatted, dmhafiz told us about a contest organized by @melinda010100. As a result, dmhafiz received three secrets, and Melinda010100 gained one in return.

@thedoc07: And to end the evening beautifully, the legend recounts that TheDoc07 shared tips on having good days. The legend then handed him two secrets.

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